Ordeal by Water
'Dorcas the Mannequin, in white undergarments' turned out to be just that: a life-size dummy in a linen shift, quite bald but with nice make-up. When I first saw her she was propped up behind some boxes in one of the Living History Village’s fetching reconstructed seventeenth-century houses. The next day, however, saw us better acquainted. After a memorable evening supervising re-enactors channelling witches at a sabbat – there was dancing near a fire, as promised – the crew set up on a bridge crossing a waterway, somewhere between a river and a stream. Tony Robinson and I were kitted out in full waders that made us look like Cornish fishermen, then we made our way through the rushes to the water’s edge.
There we discussed the ordeal by water, or swimming test, to which suspected witches were once subjected. I tried to paint a picture of the fascinated crowd that once might have lined the banks, all waiting for a signal from heaven to confirm or deny the guilt of the accused. ‘Not too much further’, called an old man from the bridge, his timely arrival stopping me wading beyond a submerged platform installed by the army during the war. ‘Another few inches and you’ll go down six foot’, he warned, at which point, I suppose, Dorcas’s services would no longer have been required. For to illustrate how seventeenth-century villagers would have conducted the test – and here academic purists should remember that television is a visual medium – we put Dorcas, her hands tied to opposing feet, into the river.
She floated like a cork, which suited our purposes. Tony prodded at her with a long stick, just as contemporary accounts describe. The point witnesses once tried to make was that, try as they might to submerge witches, her wickedness was so great that the pure element of water entirely rejected her body. Symbolically, this was an inverted baptism, the opposite of the ritual where water receives the Christian child; here Satan’s handmaids were repelled.
When the camera was rolling – or ‘speeding’ as they say these days – I emphasized that this was not a formal procedure, rather one frowned on by most authorities as disorderly, presumptuous, and sacrilegious: it put God to the test. I also had to do my academic spoilsport bit and put Channel 4’s viewers straight: this was not a Catch-22. The innocent woman did not sink and so drown and die anyway. The results of swimming witches were sometimes fatal – at happened at Tring in Hertfordshire in 1751 – but that was not the intention. The ideal was that the swimming test would galvanize local opinion to back the accusation, so that the witch could be tried at law.
The water ordeal was probably fairly common, but not that frequently heard of in the courts, the reason being that it was legally and religiously dubious. Today we think of it as superstitious, and so it was; but many contemporaries who believed in the power of the devil, and even the existence of witches, thought it was superstitious too.
What we have come to think of as superstitious, religious, rational, and superstitious ideas once co-existed within a single framework of opinion and debate, in tension but not necessarily in conflict. Newton’s interest in alchemy and numerology may strike us as inconsistent with his more lasting scientific achievements; but in his day they were all part of the same spirit of enquiry into the mysteries of God’s creation.
Episode one of ‘Tony Robinson’s Superstitions’, ‘Witches’, will be broadcast on Channel 4 later in the year. Unless good taste triumphs in an edit suite between now and then, viewers will also see me attempt to steal Tony’s soul using a written contract signed in his actual blood. I have it here on my desk: you never know when it might come in handy.